we have all most likely seen the headcanon where Harry had a crush on either charlie and bill before his big bi freak out right ??? but what if harry started crushing on Percy. listen,,,, he’s like this big nerd who wears glasses and studies every waking moment but is a bit of an asshole. harry crushes on Justin finch-fletchley who spends all his time in the library with his thin rimmed reading glasses who also has a big mouth and insults him and calls him stupid. then years later he notices a pattern because his draco is sitting in their sofa with some kind of book about potions that he’s read three times and his reading glasses while insulting Harry’s hair and Harry just has to take a step back and go oh
Draco: I sent good vibes your way. They are coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Harry:…this is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
like obviously i hate buzzfeed and would never work at a place that has such a large hand in destroying serious journalism but i cannot deny that it would be literally the sweetest gig of all time. work in an office with a bunch of other hungover 29 year olds, screenshot posts made by 16 year olds on tumblr who are funnier and smarter than i am and call it an article complete with my own byline, and finish off my day by getting drunk on camera and being paid to do it. that’s the fucking life babey
Severus: I don’t think we should keep the Slytherins and Gryffindors together in Potions
Albus: I have plans
Severus: What plans?
Albus: Drarry plans
There’s somebody out there who wants to kill you due to your views & beliefs, yet you’re still alive. Good for you.
Harry: Draco.
Harry: why is the outside of the flat painted in rainbow colours
Harry: Other people live here too
Draco: It’s pride month Harry! Gotta get in the spirit!
Harry: Does it come off?
Draco:…
Draco: It’s 20gayteen it’s pride year Harry! It doesn’t need to come off
Harry: That’s a no then
